Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Something I'm Working On...Cleaning up my dirty mouth

For those of you who have been reading my blog for a bit, you probably notice that I don't have the most lady-like vocabulary.  Well, I write exactly how I speak; so you can probably just guess how much I curse in real life...sailors have nothing on me.  I couldn't exactly be in an Orbit chewing gum commercial (or would I be a perfect "dirty mouth"?  Hmmm...).


It's been made clear to me that this habit isn't probably the most professional thing in the world.  I know that, but as a matter of principle I've just fought the tide on it because I don't see where is says that we can't say these words in The Ten Commandments.  It says we shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain (and I don’t), but it doesn't mention anything about saying bitch.

But, alas, I need to grow up about it (I guess), so I'm challenging myself to swear less.  I doubt I'll ever get to the point where I never swear, but I want to more conscious of when I do it, so I can better control the words I say.  I'm trying to see the positive in this as well...besides the fact that I'll be more professional, I'll also be forced to use better words to express myself (I guess).  I know that the amount of cursing I do can make me sound less intelligent than I am (sort of like saying "like" all the time) and since I know I'm smart I'm going to start acting like it (I guess).

Now, I'm sure I'll still drop a "fuck" or a "shit" or a "damn it" from time to time when appropriate (dropping a can of peas on your foot, now that's a good time to curse), but I'm going to really try to not say those words in my day-to-day conversations.

Today, I've gone a solid 13+ hours today without saying a bad word.  I've thought them, I've heard them, I’ve written them, but I haven't said them. 

That's probably a record for me. 

Since I believe in positive reinforcement, I've decided for every day I don't curse, I'm going to give myself a dollar.  Doesn't seem like much, but it's enough to motivate me.  I won't count this blog because I need at least one outlet where I can say whatever I want.  So relax, y'all still be privy to my colorful language.  You know you love it.

But, please wish me luck on my new professional and grown-up challenge (I guess).

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